ok i was in da kitchen sortin da plates and dat lot wen i saw dis biscuit, it was sat at da table and it had eyes. im nt kiddin it had eyes! little red ones like ur history teachers! it stared at me, just den ma EVIL COUSIN walked in. he looked at da biscuit and opened his HUGE gob and sed 'sophie i dare u to eat dat biscuit!'
i choked on ma red cake i was eatin (yh hol nt blue!) and punched his face, so i sed 'fine il show u im nt scared and ate da biscuit. wow it was nice! dere was another one next to eat. i sed 'daren eat dat biuscuit!'
he looked at it den turned bak to da livin room. i opened da cupbord and found da chilli powder and put it on to da bicuit, smothin it in a bit so u cudnt c it, 'scardy cat' i shouted to daren.
he came bak to da kitchen and tuk a bite then da hole fing, his face went red, i thought he was gonna explode! he sed 'wow soph, u must have had big guts to eat da biszcuit wivout shedin a tear' i smiled and walkd away. stpid daren i thought and made myself confee on da sofa, spredin out so daren cudnt sit dwn!
i choked on ma red cake i was eatin (yh hol nt blue!) and punched his face, so i sed 'fine il show u im nt scared and ate da biscuit. wow it was nice! dere was another one next to eat. i sed 'daren eat dat biuscuit!'
he looked at it den turned bak to da livin room. i opened da cupbord and found da chilli powder and put it on to da bicuit, smothin it in a bit so u cudnt c it, 'scardy cat' i shouted to daren.
he came bak to da kitchen and tuk a bite then da hole fing, his face went red, i thought he was gonna explode! he sed 'wow soph, u must have had big guts to eat da biszcuit wivout shedin a tear' i smiled and walkd away. stpid daren i thought and made myself confee on da sofa, spredin out so daren cudnt sit dwn!
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